BLACKBURN AND SWEETZER

Karen Zambos, why must you taunt me? First with your flouncy Vintage Couture dresses and jumpers. And you know how I feel about jersey - uh, love it - and there you go with the Jerzey collection. Go ahead and pretend I don’t dream about an Elegantly Waisted front twist belt in red or chocolate or navy. What do you do next? You have the gall to team up with Lisa Siega and add your vintage appeal to half a dozen clutches and handbags ($425-$725), and I want them all. The glazed leather. The vintage lining. Seriously, what’s a woman to do, but pre-order for September 1st delivery? Thanks a lot.