BLACKBURN AND SWEETZER

If you got the big bucks, you can schmooze the night away with Steve, Haim, Pete, and Hill May 30th from 5:30PM-7:30PM at the to-be-disclosed address of the Chernins’ by contacting Diane Hamwi at dhamwi@hillaryclinton.com or 310-785-9029. If you have less big bucks (at least $500, because the $250 option is sold out), you can hang with celebs from Penelope Cruz and Mike Myers to Will.I.Am and Jeremy Piven at Brett Ratner’s crib at the Young Hollywood Reception on the same night, starting at 9:00PM. Me? I’m undecided. I just think it’s hilarious I get emails about all this stuff because I bought that Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs as a gift.