BLACKBURN AND SWEETZER

Hot? Uh, obviously. This Tomas Maier Halter Bikini with Bows is definitely sexy. Bothered? Yes, because a) I’d be wearing this around my house blogging, which is not sexy at all, and b) I’d need at least a month of less eating, less drinking, and serious adherence to my strength-training/ cardio regimen before dipping a toe into it for public viewing. But for anyone who’s already Jessica-ed out (Biel or Alba, take your pick) and going somewhere to flounce around and drink tropical concoctions, this itsy-bitsy is $157.99 (from $315) at Vivre.com and still available in sizes 4-12.