BLACKBURN AND SWEETZER

This is not to publicize this event. Think of this as a message from the Emergency Broadcast System. Code red! Fellow ‘hoodies: stay clear of Kitson - I would play it safe with at least a mile radius - Thursday, August 16th because Paris will be making an in-store appearance from 1:00PM-3:00PM to pub her new clothing line. Finally, finally, you can look like a classy lady a la Paris. To me this is a real f*ck you: in order to gain front-of-line access, you have to buy a $100+ voucher for the line beforehand. My guess is there will be at least a hundred teeny-boppers who will do this - charged straight to mom and dad’s credit card - and then what good is it? But, see, Paris is really thinking of the kids, not only is she trashing them out but part of the proceeds go to the Children’s Hospital.