OK, Doughboys, you really need to get your sh*t together. Doughboys on 3rd Street is closed again, this time for vermin infestation. They posted this notice saying termites are the issue, but vermin could be all types of creepy crawlers, and we could definitely not be getting the full scoop here. This, on top of […]
Entries Tagged as 'CRAP'
Vermin Infestation at Doughboys
August 27th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Saturday Billboard Wake-Up Call
July 2nd, 2007 · No Comments
How many people does it take to install a billboard early on a Saturday morning? At least four trucks and a gaggle of men. The result: a much-needed ad for a 2007 GL450 Mercedes SUV on 3rd. Thanks for the f*cking alarm, Mercedes. Just what this city and country needs - another SUV to wreak […]
Uh, Gross. Bacon Chocolate Bar.
May 30th, 2007 · No Comments
Sausage and chocolate chip pancakes on a stick from Jimmy Dean. The KFC chicken-mashed potato-biscuit-gravy-cheese-corn bowl. Once again, America, we’ve gone way too far…
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 25th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Seriously, acid wash? Corpus Jeans has gone too far. Ron Herman has gone too far for carrying these ghastly jeans. Anyone who was around the first time these speckled monsters came around circa 1988 would definitely not wear them a second time, and certainly wouldn’t pay $150 for them… I hope.
The (Jesus) Freaks Come Out at Night
April 2nd, 2007 · No Comments
There I was, walking along 3rd Street Sunday morning, lost and confused. Where should I go first - Hillary Rush, Filly, or Danmark? And there it was, the path I was looking for but simply didn’t know it until I saw it nailed to a street post: The Word. Uh, seriously, is that how it […]
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F*ck ‘Sassy’
March 30th, 2007 · No Comments
sassy - adj. (-ier, -iest)informal, chiefly N. Amer. bold and spirited; cheeky.-DERIVATIVES sassily adv. sassiest n.-ORIGIN C19: var. of saucy
Not too long ago I went on an interview for an “editorial” online job, which turned out to more of a glorified marketing position. As I was sitting there with the creative director and she was […]
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Chip & Pepper University ‘T’ Sound Off
March 28th, 2007 · No Comments
This is the thing, I went to Stanford and am always psyched for a cool new T-shirt, sweatshirt, etc. That being said, is it just me, or does it seem incredibly lame to buy a university shirt, not from your alma mater, but from Chip & Pepper? Granted, I appreciate the slimmer fit and the […]
